A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assiged to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initialy embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the
upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and
gently
woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold'.
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Ge t your own damn blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
other people, found themselves assiged to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initialy embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the
upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and
gently
woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold'.
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Ge t your own damn blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.