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A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
> >> > very
> >> > much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with > >> > his
> >> > old
> >> > buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
> >> >
> >> > Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the
> >> > bar,
> >> > Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a
> >> > beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed
him
> >> > 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries:
> >> > Germany,
> >> > Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> >> >
> >> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he > >> > could
> >> > think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you > >> > know...
> >> > they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the > >> > sentence,
> >> > because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen > >> > glass,
> >> > Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
> >> > that
> >> > she was getting chills just holding it.
> >> >
> >> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at > >> > the
> >> > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't
> >> > be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> >> >
> >> > "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and > >> > took
> >> > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> >> > blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey... at
the
> >> > bar.... you know ....there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
> >> >
> >> > "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN,
SHUT
> >> > THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT
YOUR
> >> > FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A
> >> > FRICKING BAR! THAT #####IS OVER...GOT IT, A$$HOLE?"
> >> >
> >> > ...and they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
> >> >
> >> > very
> >> > much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with > >> > his
> >> > old
> >> > buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
> >> >
> >> > Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the
> >> > bar,
> >> > Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a
> >> > beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed
him
> >> > 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries:
> >> > Germany,
> >> > Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> >> >
> >> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he > >> > could
> >> > think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you > >> > know...
> >> > they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the > >> > sentence,
> >> > because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen > >> > glass,
> >> > Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
> >> > that
> >> > she was getting chills just holding it.
> >> >
> >> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at > >> > the
> >> > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't
> >> > be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> >> >
> >> > "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and > >> > took
> >> > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> >> > blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey... at
the
> >> > bar.... you know ....there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
> >> >
> >> > "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN,
SHUT
> >> > THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT
YOUR
> >> > FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A
> >> > FRICKING BAR! THAT #####IS OVER...GOT IT, A$$HOLE?"
> >> >
> >> > ...and they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
> >> >