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Man....last night a lamp at the house got knocked over and when it fell it cut my cat's tail off :(
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Brian(upstateNY)
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Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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A man goes into his dentist's office as something is wrong with his mouth.
After a brief examination he dentist exclaimed, "Holy Smoke!!! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating????? "
The man replied, "Well the only thing that I can think of is this...My wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it. Hollandaise Sauce, she called it."
".And, Doctor, I'm talking delicious..."'I've never tasted anything like it." "And ever since I've been putting it on everything.......meat, fish, toast, vegetable, you name it."
The dentist responded, "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll have to install a new plate, but this time I'll make it out of chrome."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
The dentist replied, "Well, everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
After a brief examination he dentist exclaimed, "Holy Smoke!!! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating????? "
The man replied, "Well the only thing that I can think of is this...My wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it. Hollandaise Sauce, she called it."
".And, Doctor, I'm talking delicious..."'I've never tasted anything like it." "And ever since I've been putting it on everything.......meat, fish, toast, vegetable, you name it."
The dentist responded, "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll have to install a new plate, but this time I'll make it out of chrome."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
The dentist replied, "Well, everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
Roy bought a new pair of boots but when he took them off they smelled so bad that Dale make him leave them on the front porch.
The next day when Roy went to get his boots, they were torn to shreds.
"Oh well" he thought... "I'll ride into town and get another pair.
When he got home, same thing.."Those things stink up the house" said Dale. "They need to be kept outside".
Reluctantly, he once again left them on the front porch.
Next morning, real early, Roy crept to the front window and peered outside hoping he might see what had torn up his last pair of boots.
On the front porch was a HUGE Bobcat chewing and scratching up his 2nd pair of new boots. Before he could do anything, Dale peered over his shoulder and said.....
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!
therick
The next day when Roy went to get his boots, they were torn to shreds.
"Oh well" he thought... "I'll ride into town and get another pair.
When he got home, same thing.."Those things stink up the house" said Dale. "They need to be kept outside".
Reluctantly, he once again left them on the front porch.
Next morning, real early, Roy crept to the front window and peered outside hoping he might see what had torn up his last pair of boots.
On the front porch was a HUGE Bobcat chewing and scratching up his 2nd pair of new boots. Before he could do anything, Dale peered over his shoulder and said.....
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!
therick
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Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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