Lost wives in Home Depot...............

[Kelley (Texas)]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she's 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

 

[Micheal_R]

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[George-CT]

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[WillyP]

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[ojm bc]

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[ojm bc]

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[ojm bc]

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[Ron J]

just go too the most expensive marble floor, or kitchen cabinet area!

 

[Wayne in BC]

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[Kelley (Texas)]

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[bdahunter]

Lookin' Ain't Buyin', Mate. With that young guys description, you'd have to be buyin' and it's going to be expensive. Had a gal like that once and it cost me a fortune, fun but expensive.

Cheers,

BDA

 

[Sunny]

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