:lol: Craig got me good tonight after setting me up all day, good job Craig, I never saw it coming, I'll let Craig tell ya the story plus I believe he

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[Craig in Alabama]

At work we have a couple that the wife will make a sailor blush. Anything that she can think of, she will say it and I mean anything. She's always wearing red and will tell Ray.."ya know what red means don't ya Ray Well, after Ray moved here and started working we noticed she started to fix herself up and we started kidding Ray about it. Every time we say something about her ole Ray almost throws up Anyway...I told her yesterday that it was Ray's birthday and every time he got around her she'd holler "happy birthday Ray" and kinda give Ray that come on look At lunch, in front of her husband she says she wants to give Ray a "present" and after work while Ray and I are talking she comes up and gives Ray a little hip bump and asks if he's old enough to know what he wants We had planned on taking Ray out to eat along with another of my supervisors and his girlfriend and I fibbed and told Ray that "you know who" was going to come also. Ray was almost ready to back out. Little did Ray know that I had gone and bought a red tank top and a red lacy thong. I put the thong in the bottom of a red box and the tank top on top. I also put a note on the tank top that said "something for you to wear when it gets HOT" and a note on the thong that said "something for me to wear when you get HOT". On the box I cut out a heart that said Happy Birthday Ray. When I get to the restaurant, everyone is there and I came in the back and gave the present to the waitress and told her to bring it to us in around 30 minutes and say that Mrs. Jones had dropped it off. Well, right before they brought it I mention that "I could swear I just saw Mrs. Jones ride by" and at this point Ray is getting pretty nervous that she was going to show up. They bring the gift and Ray sees the heart on the box and he's turning several shades of red himself. Well, he opens the box and sees the tank top and reads the note and then he notices the thong and immediately says "oh crap". The whole time he's looking at me and saying did you do this, did you do this and I'm keeping a straight face and denying it till the end. We get him to pull out the thong and read the note and I swear Ray looked like he was going to crawl under the table. He thinks at this point he's going to be this girls love slave Everyone is in on the joke and we finally let Ray in and the look of relief on his face was priceless. You had to see Ray's reaction and know this girl to really appreciate the whole thing but Ray is a good sport and we had a good time. Happy Birthday Bud

 

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[Anonymous]

To check the package out , check on bubba spelling and all that before sending it to Mrs Jones for Bubba Just an idea

 

[todd[ma]]

it woulda made the top 10 on youtube for sure.man i gotta whipe the tears from my eyes im laughing so dang hard.great setup Craig,ya got ol'Ray good.

 

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