Little Valentine's Day trick didn't work !

[Dancer]

So gave my wife a nice card and ear rings for the special day. Couple of weeks ago I found a Gold earing & the other day a Silver one. So I put them in with the card. I can't figure why- but it didn't go over very well. Anyways lucky I had a backup plan.

 

[blade310]

LOL you gave it a shot Dancer.

 

[gordygroover]

your wife has no sense of romance..

 

[fongu]

I've been in the dog house since I was born. Guess that's why I'm single. My last old lady said she needed some space and I said why don't you move to Florida. She did and I've been happy ever since. Still broke, but happy...lol

 

[mudpuppy]

Bummer! I took a piece of silver once and spent a couple of hours hammering and soldering it into a ring..gave it to my wife, she said, "Great, what did you make this out of, a nail?" Your wife should be extremely happy that you have a hobby like this one, lets face it, theres little to no chance of you hooking up or having an affair doing this, and she's gotta be happy you dont golf, I dont get it about the gold and silver earrings...I'd take this as a sign for you to keep all your valuable loot for your "backup plan" stash for when she throws you out for not putting down the toilet seat...wimmen!
Mud

 

[fongu]

Don't leave the toilet seat up, don't tell them they look fat, even if they say I want you to be honest with me, that's a booby trap, too. For Heaven's sake, don't say the food they prepare is not as good as what Mama cooks, even if it's true. You're not being dishonest, just diplomatic. But, I can't understand them not wanting some jewelry, even if you found it dirt fishing. Guess that's why I'm single, no imagination.

 

[Joel-Winnipeg]

Get out and detect to get away from the idiot box.
If she askes you what your watching on TV don't say dust