Wayne in BC
New member
one finger typing cause i lost a knife fight with some veggies and gashed my hand below my thumb, 2-1/2" long and right to the bone. Down a quart by the time i decided to go the Doc 2 hours later. Typical stupid stubborn me, i messed about with butterfly sutures and couldn't stop the leak.
No needles for pain i said and he said good! Quicker that way cause he was on his way home when i came in. Then i lied and said i had a tetanus shot a few months back, did i mention i hate needles? Well i am dumber than i thought cause all those stitches inside and outside hurt way bloody more than a couple pain shots!!! Outfoxed myself again [attachment 117054 Homer.png]
No infection problem cause i had just washed and bleached the dishes, cutlery, and counter tops before i started, thus the lie about tetanus shot seemed safe
All kinda ironic cause i purely detest dull knives and had just sharpened that sucker to shaving edge quality before i started on the salad ......but what the hell, i needed sumpthin to take my mind off my problems
Sooooo....will spend the next several days with my (left thankfully) arm in the air and have to check in with him tomorrow. Didja ever try to haul in firewood with one arm? Takes quite a few trips for a days worth at a couple at a time. Doc said no lifting and no work! I said ok Doc, i'll be good i promise He said, you better cause if it starts bleeding again you could have a much bigger problem.....what does that rich booger know about folks who can't afford gas or oil heat
I think i will pout and mope for a while, i need it and damn deserve the opportunity!
No needles for pain i said and he said good! Quicker that way cause he was on his way home when i came in. Then i lied and said i had a tetanus shot a few months back, did i mention i hate needles? Well i am dumber than i thought cause all those stitches inside and outside hurt way bloody more than a couple pain shots!!! Outfoxed myself again [attachment 117054 Homer.png]
No infection problem cause i had just washed and bleached the dishes, cutlery, and counter tops before i started, thus the lie about tetanus shot seemed safe
All kinda ironic cause i purely detest dull knives and had just sharpened that sucker to shaving edge quality before i started on the salad ......but what the hell, i needed sumpthin to take my mind off my problems
Sooooo....will spend the next several days with my (left thankfully) arm in the air and have to check in with him tomorrow. Didja ever try to haul in firewood with one arm? Takes quite a few trips for a days worth at a couple at a time. Doc said no lifting and no work! I said ok Doc, i'll be good i promise He said, you better cause if it starts bleeding again you could have a much bigger problem.....what does that rich booger know about folks who can't afford gas or oil heat
I think i will pout and mope for a while, i need it and damn deserve the opportunity!