Wayne in BC
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A Michigan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were arguing about
>which place had the toughest trees.
>
>The Michigan woodpecker said Michigan had a little tree that no woodpecker
>could
>peck.
>
>The Texas woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a
>hole in the tree with no problem. The Michigan woodpecker was in awe.
>
>The Texas woodpecker then challenged the Michigan woodpecker to
>Peck a tree in Texas that was absolutely unpeckable.
>
>The Michigan woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so Accepted
>the challenge.
>
>After flying to Texas, the Michigan woodpecker successfully
Pecked
>the tree with no problem.
>
>So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
>Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Michigan tree and the
>Michigan woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree, but neither
>one was able to Peck the tree in their own area?
>
>After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
Conclusion:
>your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
>which place had the toughest trees.
>
>The Michigan woodpecker said Michigan had a little tree that no woodpecker
>could
>peck.
>
>The Texas woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a
>hole in the tree with no problem. The Michigan woodpecker was in awe.
>
>The Texas woodpecker then challenged the Michigan woodpecker to
>Peck a tree in Texas that was absolutely unpeckable.
>
>The Michigan woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so Accepted
>the challenge.
>
>After flying to Texas, the Michigan woodpecker successfully
Pecked
>the tree with no problem.
>
>So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
>Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Michigan tree and the
>Michigan woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree, but neither
>one was able to Peck the tree in their own area?
>
>After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
Conclusion:
>your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.