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steve in so la

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Dear Uticus, Our preacher said on Easter that Jesus just swooned on the cross and that His disciples nursed Him back to health. What do you think? Sincerely, Bewildered.

The columnist replied, Dear Bewildered, Beat your preacher with a cat of nine tails with 39 heavy strokes, nail him to a cross, hang him in the sun for six hours, run a spear through his heart, embalm him, put him in an airless tomb for 36 hours, and see what happens. Sincerely,Uticus

Steve
 
Jesus' virgin birth, death and resurrection to be saved from our sins by being a repentant sinner and confessing all our sins! There's no other way but through Jesus, as He is the truth, the life and the way for us to be in new Jerusalem City someday!:angel: :)

God Bless!
Betty
 
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