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The other night as my wife and I were getting ready for bed she stood in front of a full-length mirror on the closet door for several minutes looking at herself. She turned around a few times, looking at herself from every angle and then said, "You know hon, I look in the mirror and see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, my butt is gone and my arms are all flabby." She then looked at me and said, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
Without thinking I blurted out, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
The stitches come out Thursday.
JB
 
yes Cream Soda <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin"> i like it, always did........
Good one JB
Wayne
 
bawwwwwwwwwww hawwwwwwwwwwwww.....thanks,,for the smiles this early morning.... <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
wimmen who wail ever understand them?
 
When I first started setting pins and in the summer caddying, all I drank was creame soda. I have not had it for years and didn't reallize they still sold it
 
Detroit, and those northerners tend to like some strange things that us southerners are not in to! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
medical offices around it, and it's really big! They actually lived smack dab in the middle of Detroit. <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
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