My wife told me this little story as I was trying to drift off to sleep at 10:30 last night.
Two young brothers decided it was time they learned how to cuss. One selected "Hell" for his first cuss word and the other chose "Azz"!
They then went down to breakfast where Mom asked them what they would like to eat. The first brother told her, "Hell, Mom, I'll have Cheerios!" where-upon she grabbed him out of his chair and thrashed him soundly and sent him to his room for the day!
She then asked her second son what he would like for breakfast and he replied, "You can bet your Azz it won't be Cheerios!"
Many times in my life, I've gone to sleep with a grin on my face, but this is one of only a few times I dropped off to sleep laughing.
Cupajo
Two young brothers decided it was time they learned how to cuss. One selected "Hell" for his first cuss word and the other chose "Azz"!
They then went down to breakfast where Mom asked them what they would like to eat. The first brother told her, "Hell, Mom, I'll have Cheerios!" where-upon she grabbed him out of his chair and thrashed him soundly and sent him to his room for the day!
She then asked her second son what he would like for breakfast and he replied, "You can bet your Azz it won't be Cheerios!"
Many times in my life, I've gone to sleep with a grin on my face, but this is one of only a few times I dropped off to sleep laughing.
Cupajo
