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Lately I've Been Dreaming That I Am A Metal Detector....Is This Normal? Cabin Fever Maybe? :pinnochio
- Thread starter John-Edmonton
- Start date
Dreamed you were a detector?
When you woke up, did you have a tight grip on your buzzing pinpointer? Did you have an urge to stab an old Indian Fatty? Nail a Walker? Drill a Barber? Pop a Loony? Did you have a stomach ache and your TV remote batteries were missing?
I'm not a doctor, but I think you may have developed a severe case of 'Coilitus'!
take a couple of pulltabs and call me in the morning!
Mud
When you woke up, did you have a tight grip on your buzzing pinpointer? Did you have an urge to stab an old Indian Fatty? Nail a Walker? Drill a Barber? Pop a Loony? Did you have a stomach ache and your TV remote batteries were missing?
I'm not a doctor, but I think you may have developed a severe case of 'Coilitus'!
take a couple of pulltabs and call me in the morning!Mud
Upon further thinking about your malady, I am getting worried about you!.
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Do you sometimes wish your Wife or boss had an "audio off" button? Do you experience an unnatural attraction to larger coils, or a desire to have a longer lower shaft? Do you often think about the correct scoop handle angles and hole diameters? Do you sometimes consider putting a hat over your control box for no apparent reason? Do you see every coin as a possible ring? Do you often find yourself following people wearing gold around in the store? Do you drool over a big chain? Do you have a tendency to eyehunt parking lots? If you see one, will you pick up a penny? Do you find watching the show 'Diggers' actually disturbingly enjoyable, but only in Jan/Feb just to hear some tones? If I say, "Pouch dump"!, do you feverishly look around for the nearest restroom or garbage can? Do you have an above average knowledge concerning Orings and lube? Why?
If you said 'yes' to any of the above, then you have a severe 'Coilitus' problem! The good thing is that its a passing and seasonally related infection...best thing to do is to soak your entire body in some warm salty water, like the Gulf of Mexico, or off Miami Beach...if you dont have subsidized healthcare that would cover this treatment, or cant afford this on your own, then I would prescribe watching Youtube videos...not as good as the real thing, but an acceptable placebo or 'generic' version of the drug you need...Whatever you do, John, dont share your symptoms outside of our circle!....Nobody would understand or know what you are talking about, we will get through this one day at a time!
For Petes sake, whatever you do, dont tell your Barber you've been dreaming about drilling them!...unless your Barber looks like that girl in the bikini, she would of course understand and take it as a complement I would think.....second thought, you might want to just run yourself 'audio off' for a while...just to be safe....
Mud
.Do you sometimes wish your Wife or boss had an "audio off" button? Do you experience an unnatural attraction to larger coils, or a desire to have a longer lower shaft? Do you often think about the correct scoop handle angles and hole diameters? Do you sometimes consider putting a hat over your control box for no apparent reason? Do you see every coin as a possible ring? Do you often find yourself following people wearing gold around in the store? Do you drool over a big chain? Do you have a tendency to eyehunt parking lots? If you see one, will you pick up a penny? Do you find watching the show 'Diggers' actually disturbingly enjoyable, but only in Jan/Feb just to hear some tones? If I say, "Pouch dump"!, do you feverishly look around for the nearest restroom or garbage can? Do you have an above average knowledge concerning Orings and lube? Why?
If you said 'yes' to any of the above, then you have a severe 'Coilitus' problem! The good thing is that its a passing and seasonally related infection...best thing to do is to soak your entire body in some warm salty water, like the Gulf of Mexico, or off Miami Beach...if you dont have subsidized healthcare that would cover this treatment, or cant afford this on your own, then I would prescribe watching Youtube videos...not as good as the real thing, but an acceptable placebo or 'generic' version of the drug you need...Whatever you do, John, dont share your symptoms outside of our circle!....Nobody would understand or know what you are talking about, we will get through this one day at a time!
For Petes sake, whatever you do, dont tell your Barber you've been dreaming about drilling them!...unless your Barber looks like that girl in the bikini, she would of course understand and take it as a complement I would think.....second thought, you might want to just run yourself 'audio off' for a while...just to be safe....
Mud
I take [size=large]"COILVAMINS"[/size] *(registered trade mark).....the [size=large]One-A-Day-Brand[/size]. They are available through prescription only. I take them in the winter, and they are truly GREAT!