Find's Treasure Forums
Welcome to Find's Treasure Forums, Guests!
You are viewing this forums as a guest which limits you to read only status.
Only registered members may post stories, questions, classifieds, reply to other posts, contact other members using built in messaging and use many other features found on these forums.
Why not register and join us today? It's free! (We don't share your email addresses with anyone.) We keep email addresses of our users to protect them and others from bad people posting things they shouldn't.
Click here to register!
Need Support Help?
Cannot log in?, click here to have new password emailed to you
Changed email? Forgot to update your account with new email address? Need assistance with something else?, click here to go to Find's Support Form and fill out the form.
Just wonderin'.........who has the "book" now and why have they had it soooooooooooo long? :blink::look::devil:
- Thread starter WillyP
- Start date
Rob/Windsor Ont.
New member
Ya Indian giver ! 
I'm glad you reminded me about that dang thing.....I better unload it somewhere fast. Listen up everybody.......who likes reading ? 
I'm glad you reminded me about that dang thing.....I better unload it somewhere fast. Listen up everybody.......who likes reading ? Wayne in BC
New member
Willy has been in the liquor business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in North Alaska as far away from humanity as possible.
He goes to town to get his mail and groceries once a month, but otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded fella standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a Christmas party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Willy, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin!"
"Not a problem... after 25 years in the liquor business, I can do that with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too."
Darn, Willy thinks... tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "Probably gonna be some pretty rough sex at the party, too."
"Now that's not a problem," says Willy, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear to the party?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says: "Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us!"
He goes to town to get his mail and groceries once a month, but otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded fella standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a Christmas party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Willy, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin!"
"Not a problem... after 25 years in the liquor business, I can do that with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too."
Darn, Willy thinks... tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "Probably gonna be some pretty rough sex at the party, too."
"Now that's not a problem," says Willy, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear to the party?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says: "Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us!"
Just kidding cowboy, but you are being kind of quiet! 
Wayne in BC
New member
n/t
Rob/Windsor Ont.
New member
n/t
Wayne in BC
New member
n/t