Heard this the other day and cracked up.
An Aussie and an Englishman were out detecting and the Aussie brought his blue heeler dog along.
The English bloke asks him if its a good dog.
The Aussie says "yeah mate, these dogs are ace, good security at home, obedient and the best hunting dog I have ever owned"
The English bloke says "hunting dog? A blue heeler, theyre cattle dogs arent they?"
"Yeah, but this ones a great hunter too" says the Aussie. "Watch"
So he goes over to some bushes and says "go on mate, show us whats there"
So the dog goes over to the bush and goes "woof woof"
The Aussie says "theres two quail in that bush, two barks two quail"
The English guys says "ah crap"
So the Aussie picks up a rock and throws it at the bush and two quail fly out.
"Ill be" says the English guy "there was. Do it again"
So the dog goes up to another bush and goes "woof woof woof"
The Aussie throws a rock and out fly three quail.
"Unbeleivable" says the Englishmen "DO IT AGAIN"
So the dog goes up to another bush but this time runs around it madly, runs up to a small tree and tears a limb of it then runs to its master and back to the bush shaking its head madly, back to the master and back to the bush shaking its head like its mad.
The Englishmen says "doesnt look like hes onto anything this time, hes gone mad"
"Nah" say the Aussie "hes telling you theres more quail in there than you can shake a stick at"
An Aussie and an Englishman were out detecting and the Aussie brought his blue heeler dog along.
The English bloke asks him if its a good dog.
The Aussie says "yeah mate, these dogs are ace, good security at home, obedient and the best hunting dog I have ever owned"
The English bloke says "hunting dog? A blue heeler, theyre cattle dogs arent they?"
"Yeah, but this ones a great hunter too" says the Aussie. "Watch"
So he goes over to some bushes and says "go on mate, show us whats there"
So the dog goes over to the bush and goes "woof woof"
The Aussie says "theres two quail in that bush, two barks two quail"
The English guys says "ah crap"
So the Aussie picks up a rock and throws it at the bush and two quail fly out.
"Ill be" says the English guy "there was. Do it again"
So the dog goes up to another bush and goes "woof woof woof"
The Aussie throws a rock and out fly three quail.
"Unbeleivable" says the Englishmen "DO IT AGAIN"
So the dog goes up to another bush but this time runs around it madly, runs up to a small tree and tears a limb of it then runs to its master and back to the bush shaking its head madly, back to the master and back to the bush shaking its head like its mad.
The Englishmen says "doesnt look like hes onto anything this time, hes gone mad"
"Nah" say the Aussie "hes telling you theres more quail in there than you can shake a stick at"
