Jeff Foxworthy Borrowed sayings

[mumszie]

I took this idea from another MD'er and would like to come up with a lot of these to use in a newsletter that I do for my club. Sooooo all you gng's out there put your thinking caps on and help me out.....



You know you are having a bad day metal detecting when

 

[Gerry]

When the newbie guy you took along with you to show him how to use his new detector gets 2 rings and you get none.

 

[gmanlight]

Your best find is a zinc penny

 

[ratpack]

Or when you drive an hour to the beach and you had it charging all night only to find out you left it on (to drain the battery) and battery never took a charge (happen to me) EXCALS WONT CHARGE WHEN LEFT ON. daaaaaaa!!!!

 

[thinkin2]

you think you're on private property only to walk through some brush and find yourself on National Park property and the man is standing there with a smile on his face and it isn't a friendly smile.

Jerry

 

[JOHNMARKHAM]

lmao...all sounds great guys..
good luck to all..
john

 

[OldBeechnut]

Your at work and been thinking all morning about the beach, you rush home and grab the Excal And at the door... your girl says....It's time you grow up and stop acting like a kid, I want you to make a chose right now! It's me or that dam thing you got in your hands..............





And Mattes__ that's why I'm Single

 

[Serge]

Oldbeech Look at my signature

 

[Sanddigger]

n/t

 

[Serge]

When you see your double seal ZipLock with your car keys in it, floting away in the sea.

 

[kered]

When you get to your secret spot and 10 others are just leaving

 

[lazyaussie]

when ya see an 80 year old man following you down the beach with his bits hanging out uke: happened last season & i"m still afraid to go back to that beach
lazyaussie