No Kidding Mega!
That poor dumb dope wrote up a lengthy speculative summary of their remembered travels during an alleged time where they figured they lost the thing...as if a guy who wore a 24k heavy would not know immediately if it was missing?
For all we know, he took it off in a drunken stupor and put it in with his socks!
Thing is, CL 'lost and found' sure gives us an insight into what Humans are up to now a days, and how their travel patterns have morphed into ashphalt and restaurants...Like any good crocodile, I need to know where the wildebeast migration routes are this year..
...Theres more gold lost in parking lots than anywhere else now a days....on account of people are lazy and dont recreate outdoors much anymore, most modern folks feet never leave the hardpan, just watch and ask around...Chain wearers of this 24k magnitude are few!....a great excersize is to try to spot anybody wearing a great big gold chain out in public..you get the drift? Pretty hard to see one, let alone FIND one!!
The bummer for us is, hunting parking lot trash is no fun, really doesnt take any 'skill' other than timing, and theres a lot more people seeing you doing it, calling out epithets and throwing shid atcha! 'hey you old bum!"
Humans travel patterns have changed...they do lose GOLD in parking lots...and like any big croc, I will go invisible, roll on in there without creating a wake, hold my breath and try to get my share, no matter how fetid the territory...after all, a guys gotta eat...
Mud