A young fella asks his dad if he can take the dog for a walk.
His dad explains that "Susie" the dog can't go out right now because
she's in heat.
The boy scratches his head, not quite understanding what "in heat"
meant.
His dad, seeing his troubled son says, "go get Susie and I'll take care
of the problem".
When his son returns, his dad takes a rag from the garage, dips it in a can of gas
and rubs it all over Susie's hind quarters. "There", he says to his son, "now you
can take her out".
A half hour goes by and the boy shows up without his dog. His dad asks."where's
Susie?" His son answers, "well, I think she must have run out of gas in front of the
neighbors house 'cause thier dog is pushing her home".
His dad explains that "Susie" the dog can't go out right now because
she's in heat.
The boy scratches his head, not quite understanding what "in heat"
meant.
His dad, seeing his troubled son says, "go get Susie and I'll take care
of the problem".
When his son returns, his dad takes a rag from the garage, dips it in a can of gas
and rubs it all over Susie's hind quarters. "There", he says to his son, "now you
can take her out".
A half hour goes by and the boy shows up without his dog. His dad asks."where's
Susie?" His son answers, "well, I think she must have run out of gas in front of the
neighbors house 'cause thier dog is pushing her home".