It just goes to show yyou that dumbarses can get away with dumb stunts!!

[Royal]

I am painting my old garage and yesterday I noticed that bees had made it home. There was a little hole in the side and they were constantly going in and out. Heck I had to paint!

I took a piece of thin cedar and with my air nailer-so I could do it fast- and slapped it on and bang bang bang bang, it was secure and I was a running.

I figured the bees would be dead or gone this morning but I was wrong. The outside ones were a buzzing around and I could hear the inside ones a buzzing too. What to do??

Well a smart person would just spray them but I did not want to get spray of the siding I wanted to paint so I went and painted what I could. Now all I had to do is paint where the bees were.

Finally I said to heck with it and moved in on them. I just told myself, "Myself! They will not bite you if you move slow and easy and just ignore them. They will buzz you a bit but they don't want to lose their stinger over a slow moving man with a paint brush!"

Well that is what I did. I just moved in on them and started a painting away. They buzzed me and kept hitting my head but just to drive me away I guess but I was not gonna go anywhere unless they started a stinging!

As I sat on the cement block and slung paint I noticed that the ones inside were not trapped at all! They had found another way out, down against the ground, which was right between this dumbasses painters planted feet. Well I just had a little more to do and did it.

I just finished up and backed away and never got bit once. Now was I lucky or what? Was I stupid or what? Well I got it painted!

I do not suggest anyone else try this

 

[Ludy]

My answer to your questions are yes, and yes.
Do I win any kind of prize?

This comes from someone who has 8 stitches
in their middle finger, right hand right now from
a tussle with a mail slot. I take my morning paper
across the street and give it to an 87 yr. old widow
each morning.I shoved it through the mail slot Sat.
morning and the flap snapped closed om my finger.I
guess it scared me and I pulled but found my finger
was trapped.I pushed the flap up with my other hand
and got out.

Maybe we should have a contest for dumbest stunt
each week.

 

[Royal]

those dang reflexes can sure get you in trouble!! You must have really tore that sucker up!

I see it was not your typing finger

 

[Micheal_R]

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[Art SC]

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[Royal]

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[Sunny]

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[Micheal_R]

I was out yesterday. New foundations that no one has seen.. I did not find much but the lake still has a looooonnnnng way to go down. All new virgin ground.

Lets see who we can get,

Take care

Calm seas

M

 

[Micheal_R]

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[Royal]

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[Micheal_R]

Maybe even that Arkansas bunch too

fair winds

M

 

[Royal]

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[Sunny]

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[butch...ar]

yah, gonnah cook turtle, if I show up?

 

[Micheal_R]

if that is what it takes to get you up here, consider it done

clear water

M

 

[Micheal_R]

and a bunch of us old, disqusting men... Sounds like a great time to me!!!

sunny skies

M

 

[Sunny]

big, bad brothers as chaperones. I want to meet everyone too! Makes me feel like I am 8 years old again, being a prisoner in "Playing Pirates". The boys ignore me!

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[Kelley (Texas)]

You might think about carrying a camera with you when you work around the house. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)