Wayne in BC
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk
>>by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>>
>>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>>Men use them to have safe sex."
>>
>>"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
>>class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of
>>three
>>and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
>>
>>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
>>for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>>
>>"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
>>for?"
>>
>>"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
>>Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>>
>>"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>>a 12 pack.
>>
>>With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
>>men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."
>>
>>by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>>
>>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>>Men use them to have safe sex."
>>
>>"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
>>class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of
>>three
>>and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
>>
>>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
>>for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>>
>>"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
>>for?"
>>
>>"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
>>Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>>
>>"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>>a 12 pack.
>>
>>With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
>>men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."
>>