Amen brother, I was thinking the same thing, you just put it into words. I work with people like this, EVERY event under the sun is a major crisis in their lives, they could break a nail and they'd be hysterically calling 911, threatening to sue if they don't get to the hospital immediately. Never a dull moment but it gets old fast.
In this case it's called running your coil over silver, and understanding what the detector is telling you. But hey don't listen to me, just bash the hell out of it some more, and get a Vision if that's how you wanna go, but no matter what machine you buy, you should take the time to learn it and have the ears open more and the mouth running less if you want to find the good stuff. But if you already know it all, ignore me and bitch away, but then if you already know it all, why are you having so many problems? Real truth is you don't know jack except how to run the mouth and it's hard to feel very sorry for you. The very first thing I dug with my E-Trac was a silver dime. I took the time to get to know it before I took it out and wanted to spend my time finding cool stuff instead of whining like a little girl on the forums. But if whining is your game, hey you're damn good at it dude, too bad you suck at detecting.