In keeping with the "theme" I stole this from Cierlast...

[Art SC]

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

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By the way...

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I could almost SWEAR I saw an image of Jesus Christ on my toast this morning!

Of course...

It COULD have just been the Prophet Mohammed...?

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[Fred/in Fla.]

I'm just not doing things right! But dosen't that fall under 'deceit'?

 

[Art SC]

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[Fred (S. Indiana)]

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[Art SC]

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[Cierlast]

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[Art SC]

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