Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large] Well here's how it all got started; Bubba and I were coon hunting one night and the conversation drifted from Elson to education. I told Bubba I was tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think Ill go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Bubba though it a good idea but reminded me again how Elson had lots of money and he never finished jr high school.
The next day, I went down to the college and talked the Dean of Admissions, who signs me up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" I say, "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Uh yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, I thanked the Dean and leave to go meet Bubba at our favorite shootin' spot for a little target practice. I start telling Bubba about the Logic class.
"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"
I say, "Ill show you, it's just amazing.
OK, Bubba, do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Hmmm... Then you must be a Homosexual."
Oh, while we were there,I filmed Bubba doing a little fancy shootin'. Click link.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdg3yeU2iY
The next day, I went down to the college and talked the Dean of Admissions, who signs me up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" I say, "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Uh yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, I thanked the Dean and leave to go meet Bubba at our favorite shootin' spot for a little target practice. I start telling Bubba about the Logic class.
"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"
I say, "Ill show you, it's just amazing.
OK, Bubba, do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Hmmm... Then you must be a Homosexual."
Oh, while we were there,I filmed Bubba doing a little fancy shootin'. Click link.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdg3yeU2iY