GRAY GHOST
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im just curious i guess. you just never know what kind of answers youll get! i already know that my ideal detector would be a cost prohibitive, massive, but totally user friendly machine! to begin with, this fantasy detector would have to have the following, so imagine if you will: start with a tractor - an old farmall would do. of course we would require a good heater/air system. which means we would need an enclosed cab. with windshield wipers. and 8 arms [one for each direction] with the coils from various builders on them. these arms would be controlled by my new patent "superglove." hard winters would no longer be a problem either - i would put an automatic ground defrosting unit on a boom 30 ft. away from the cab. we would have to keep lesche on call too. the 16 auto digger units - 2 for each coil -would retrieve any target in 2 seconds flat. the side mounted total cleaner/hey post my finds too unit is just state of the art. the keypad in the cab is really cool too. it doesnt even mention pulltabs or aluminum of any sort! only brass or better! you already know that wed have to rob the bosses office of that ever so comfy chair his ever enlarging butt sits in every day barking orders! and the auto hole filler, oh thats good - along with the automatic rapid grow dispensing tank! getting back to the keypad control, it would satellite search the whole county and tell you where to go. and only 2 seconds to set up. ok, by my reckoning im up to $681,897.00. quite a stretch. and its made me a lazy hunter too. im really curious about your ideas for the "perfect machine." thanks for reading, and hh,
