Ok Ricki7, If I send off a box of silver or gold and get in return a box full of somebodies dog chewed Beanie Baby collection, I will be pretty pist!
Santa has seriously let me down throughout the ages, once when I was very young, maybe 5 or 6, he did give me a recurve bow and some arrows that I prompty strung up and shot my Sister in the head with right there in front of the tree and everybody!..she still bears the scar....
After that it was just socks or books, year after year, socks and books, nothing but un-useable and unpointy crap!....Religious books even! Can you believe that?...I remember getting a plush Ronald McDonald doll when I was 10! Whats a kid whos not gay supposed to do with that?...I hate that clown to this day and take my business to Burger King on account of that trauma...I'm not expecting much from you blokes, never having met any of you face to face, I'm lowering my expectations accordingly so as not to be dissapointed.....surprise me...pointy or shooty is good, gloves are acceptable if they are leather, a nice comfortable 1/4" shaft screwdriver for stabbin' clad would be fine, I know its too much to ask the brothers here for rechargeable AA Enerloops, they are like $29.00, so a guy dont want to swing for the bleachers here just for sport, counting on the generosity of strangers........I'm baggin up hard won SILVER here for Petes sake, and rethinking the smartness of getting involved in this gift exchange in the first place!!.
I know better, but still, this should be fun!...
Mud