If Christmas pornography offends you don't look!

[DOC]

I specifically told my darling wife that this year we had to cut back on Christmas spending.

Well the enclosed picture is of our living room, and this is my wife's idea of "CUTTING BACK!"

I mean what do you call this picture, other than OBSCENE?

Merry Christmas!

DOC

P.S. The worst part is that in amongst all of those presents for the kids, will be one squashed wrapped box that will have the world's ugliest tie in it just for me.

 

[~LARGO~]

C'mon Doc!!

'Tis the Season!!

Have a wonderful Christmas!!

(There is some benefit of such a timely surgery:

You won't have to help your bride wrap or distribute the gifts!!)

~LARGO~

 

[Allen in MT]

Is the red gift yours Doc???
You and yours have the best ever CHRISTmas and enjoy the rest of the Holiday Season.
Allen in MT

 

[DOC]

What's with kids these days? When I was a tyke you
asked for an erector set. If you were really lucky you might get a bike. Your stocking had oranges and nuts, amd hard candy. Now it's IPODs, and Plasma Screen televisions, aNd 1000 watt stereos.

The only thing that was not asked for that I bought was something for my daughter-in-law.

She is an absolute doll and loves my son like there is no tomorrow. Melissa wroks for the social security administration and IS putting my son through dental school.

She loves television, you know, all the chick shows, desperate housewives, Medium, etc. Well she never gets to watch those shows because she has to get up every morning at 5:30 am.

So I bought her a TIVO with a lifetime subscription, so she can record her favorite shows and watch them on the weekend.

My oldest son is the biggest tease in the world and just will not give poor Melissa a break .... he is always giving her grief, and she is always reminding him what a gigantic t e r d he is. Reminds me of my wife and I.

Merry Christmas!

DOC