I'd appreciate full and reasonable answers to all of the following questions .....

[Ed SW Fla]

> > Can you cry under water?
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> > How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> >assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> > Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny
> >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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> > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> >buried in for eternity?
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> > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> > What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> >be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> > Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> >up like every two hours?
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> > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> >binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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> > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
> >you naked anyway.
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> > Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> >horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
> >about him?
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> > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
> >coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> >both dogs!
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> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> >didn't he just buy dinner?
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> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> >vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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> > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> >tune?
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> > Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
> >at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
> >window?

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[Butch in Colorado]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Dave~UT]

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[General Ray]

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[Rob/Windsor Ont.]

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[MK_(MO)]

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[HARRY~]

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[Elson(La)]

1.No need to,wet already. 2.Just above the old bag lady. 3.Tax's
4.No,thats when you get your wings 5.to confuse ED. 6.High Cholesterol 7.Thats where the though came from 8.Thats how many time I get up to go(I ain't going to say that here). 9.Yes,the person just don't know whats happening. 10.Me in the movies ??? 11.To make sure they made it to the top. 12.He's going in the next room to look though the two way mirror. 13.Never did like English.
14.Get you a new toaster. 15.Well,Jimmy crack corn,and nobody gave a damn.Some one said,Hey lets make a song out of that(they was kinder like ED,nothing to do hehehe) 16.Yes Look at all the fools already driving there. 17.he was not a carpenter. 18.ED,Get over it,It's just a cartoon. 19.He want to eat a road runner,nothing else. 20.I can't believe,BABY's ED, BABY's(I taught you every thing I know and you still don't nothing) 21.Check with Vern on this one. 22.I don't know,I can't say my ABC's. 23.I didn't,Don't know the song. 24.If some one blew a beer breath in your face,You would get mad too.

Now thats my story an I'm sticken to it.

Ya'll have fun now

 

[Ed SW Fla]

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[Lawrence in Alabama]

1. It depends on how sad you are. 2. Doesn't matter much to the person, so I won't get in to it either. 3. I agree with Elson...taxes!! 4. It won't really matter to you just as long as you made it there instead of the OTHER place!! 5. Are you kidding, have you ever tried to round off corners like that?? 6. BOARdom 7. Because back then real men didn't need any fancy smancy wheels on their luggage! 8. That one was made up by someone who never had children!! 9. Yes but its done in sign language. 10. Beats me! 11. Everything looks better from up high. 12. They might stare! 13. You are getting kinda personal now!!! 14. Some times folks just want to let 'er burn, man!! 15. Have you heard some of the recent music... 16. Who is going to stop them? 17. He is a scientist not a carpenter!!! 18. Well, that is just a Goofy question! 19. They don't sell Roadrunner at Applebee's! 20. You don't really want to know! 21. Now that is a dumb question! 22. You tell me... 23. I don't know!!! 24. He is hanging his head out the window to get away from your bad breath. Remember a dog has a nose that is very sensitive to odors...you're killing him!!!