I was searching in a local park today and I see a red cloth pouch

[jabbo]

at the edge of the wooded area. I pick it up, something heavy in it. Out falls a monster giant rubber dildoe. Been laughing ever since. Took a pic of it but decided not to post it because children might be viewing this website. Never know what you'll find. Also found some clad.

 

[waltship]

Red huh? Well it says something for the Christmas spirit of whoever lost it.

 

[khouse]

Probably good batteries in it for your detector. Maybe if you put the batteries in your detector it will vibrate?

 

[KurtB]

Maybe you can mod. it into a pinpointer.

Kurt

 

[Hart-IN]

Not the kind of "vibra-probe" I use, but if that thing works for you, more power to 'ya.

 

[dahut]

- - maybe its the same park? Sounds like the same neighborhood!

Interesting find - maybe you should send that in to the magazines.

 

[jabbo]

n/t

 

[tab-nabit]

I hope you didn't walk around the park holding that thing because it didn't pack in the goodie pouch
It's not worth displaying in the relic display box
x-mas present

 

[khouse]

It's got to be a relic if there's no batteries in it! The Smithsonian might be calling you for it?

 

[BarberBill]

Definitely tops any of my finds. LOL
BB

 

[Beale]

Noe that is funny right there! Thanks for the chuckle, Beale.

 

[waltship]

This post is so funny, I'm sending all (1) of my friends to read it.

 

[John(Tx)]

Might make some young/old lady very happy for Christmas....ha ha

 

[pmike]

Can anyone say Chlorox? Talk about possible, serious biohazard! In my best crochety old person voice..."There's no telling where that thing has been...or who or what it's been in!!!" I say burn it and bleach your hands.

I would have to bet you're glad you didn't wait to examine it until ya got it home. In a case like that I'm sure the kids and inlaws would just happen to be present for the revelation

Mike

 

[XLT-user]

n/t

 

[nw1886]

No pics please!!

 

[jmaryt]

you can sell anything these days for food!

(h.h!)
j.t.

 

[jog]

Have you tried to find the rightful owner or post it on the lost and found

 

[Excal1]

What's a dildoe, Daddy?