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I miss the inner service rivalry we use to have. Everyone is just to nice now.

charlie (ky)

New member
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight.

After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the
window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud
voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both
surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married,
two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master
Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never
married, two sons, both Admirals.
 
... kicking Marine @$$ in rifle competitions, though!

Their line troops could often outshoot ours, but not at competition levels. They DID talk a good game!


By the way...


:usaa: GO ARMY - BEAT NAVY! :stars:
 
line Marines and competition shooters, big difference tho because if you get in this Marines line of fire I'll shoot the mole off your azz at 500 meters with a M-14 and you won't feel a thing, hahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They didn't hand these out to anybody, I had to earn it, I'll never forget what my drill Sgt said to me on the rifle range when I hit 9 out of 10 bulleyes at 500 meters with the M-14, he was standing right behind me looking through his binoculars, he said pvt Moheit, where did you learn how to shoot like that, I said SIr, pvt Moheit was born in Brooklyn N.Y. and rised in California Sir :lol:! Good point pvt Moheit, why did you miss the last bulleye pvt Moheit, I said Sir, you where breathing down my nake sir!

He said pvt Moheit, you can shoot the pimple off a dogs azz at 500 meters and I bet he wouldn't feel it ;), nice shooting son! Out of 189 Marines on the rifle range that day I finish second with a 116 total, pvt Zorn had a 118, perfect was 120, I am pretty proud of that, pvt Zorn and my MOS was M-60 mechine gunners after that day.


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And let me tell ya, with a good barrel man I could level a forest or junk yard full of cars, cut it right in half :lol:

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Look out for us line Marines Art, we ain't fancy but we get the job done :usmc:

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General Ray, United States Marines and a deadly shot, hahaha, :thumbup:







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I won several trophies and a bunch of medals during my time on Guam.The high lite was winning the all service rifle match. Dropped just 7 points over all.. 243.

It would have been nice to try out for Camp Perry.. but ,, that little free for all in that bar, just before I shipped out to the states, pretty much ruined any chance of that.
 
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"WAIT 'TIL FREAKIN' NEXT YEAR!"


At least Cadets know how to STAY in formation... :rofl:
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While the Army...Navy..and Marines are deployed to save our country...us fly boys will be back at base...keeping your girlfriends nice and warm.
US Air force....we're lovers...not fighters!!!.....just ask any Navy seammans wife....when he is at sea....:thebird:
 
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