charlie (ky)
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the
window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud
voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both
surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married,
two sons, both judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master
Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never
married, two sons, both Admirals.
flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the
window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud
voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both
surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married,
two sons, both judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master
Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never
married, two sons, both Admirals.