COP HUMOR
So you thought that cops had no sense of humor--- The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
1. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
2. "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
3. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.
4. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
5. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor. Warning! You want a warning? O.K
So you thought that cops had no sense of humor--- The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
1. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
2. "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
3. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.
4. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
5. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor. Warning! You want a warning? O.K