I just don't understand it a dang bit:blink:

[Royal]

Men and wimmins seem to have a slightly different sense of humor.

I went to the store yesterday and bought some of those toilet bowl cleaners, you know the ones that turn the water a pretty blue? Suppose to take the grime out and such.

Mary was in bed and has really been ailing with a back strain. She was all propped up on a pillow reading.

I walked in and told her that I had found another great reason for using that type of cleaner, 100,000,000 flushes or what ever it was. She looked up at me and said What.

I could tell by her expression that she was not as interested in my announcement as she was of James Patterson but I told her anyway.

I told her that I just found that we could save a lot of water by not flushing every time. The pretty blue and the yeller pee made a nice color of green!! Nobody would know!! I thought it was a great discovery and idea, she is all for that "Think Green" stuff and all but you know what?????

She just looked at me like I was nuts and didn't smile a dang bit! She didn't say a word but me being well trained, turned around and went back in and flushed the sucker.

If any of you fellers have a wife that likes a nice shade of green, give it a try!!

 

[Larry (IL)]

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[bdahunter]

Don't you go changing one bit though, cause we likes ya just the way you is!

Cheers Bud,

BDA

 

[Royal]

what is left is just a shell of the moron I once was. If I had had a kid like me, I would have kilt it!!

 

[bdahunter]

[quote Royal]what is left is just a shell of the moron I once was. If I had had a kid like me, I would have kilt it!![/quote]

And THAT is Exactly why Everybody Luv's Ya!

Cheers Bud,

Eric

 

[Wayne in BC]

sometimes have to get used to yellow

 

[david(tx)]

won't they go out of business.

 

[Rob/Windsor Ont.]

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[Sunny]

looks down in another's toilet bowl and it is green, they will assume you are peeing without flushing, hence the blue/yellow = blue thing. So if you want a clean toilet, buy it in the clear now color. I use it all the time and it will not effect your pipes or your septic system. Second,...........James Patterson's new book 7th Heaven is a real kick ass novel, and it's hard to put it down. So, ........don't be sad. The book can only last so long. I'm just proud that you give a good rip about your toilet bowl!

 

[Sunny]

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[Royal]

I believe in leaving the dang lid up too!!

 

[Wayne in BC]

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[Wayne in BC]

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[WillyP]

All you gotta do is git yerself a wimmins that's color blind. You're makin' this stuff way too hard.

 

[Rob/Windsor Ont.]

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[Rob/Windsor Ont.]

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[Micheal_R]

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[Arkie John]

You're savin' water and Mary is still happy...until you tell her your NEXT idea.

aj

 

[Arkie John]

...and open the bathroom window!

aj

 

[Royal]

I have lost the spark myself.