I went to a customer's home today that had a "Unique" problem. I know this is a family forum so I will try my best to keep it that way. This gentleman wanted to know if I could sell him a toilet that had more room between the seat and the top of the water.It seems he has a pair of items that are always getting wet when he sits down.
He told me he had been sending e-mails to fixture companies, and none had even replied. I told him that the companies must have concidered him just a prank caller, and did not mean any disrespect. Then I could not help but ask him if he was just bragging. He did laugh, but said that he would appreciate my help on this matter. I am afraid that things got a little silly at this point. I suggested maybe some plastic surgery "Tuck" procedure,or perhaps a toilet seat with a robe hook that could help produce a swag lamp type solution. My son thought that maybe a wire basket attatched to the seat would help. He also rejected my idea of wearing a jock at all times. He was laughing along with us and knew that his problem was somewhat comical.
My suppliers were in stiches when I described what kind of toilet I needed for him and why. I did however come up with a toilet that just might suit his needs. I found one that had a water level 3 inches lower than any other. I just have to call him and have him measure the "high water mark", ahem, and see if this is enough. I am dreading this phone call. Any one here want to call him and ask the right questions, as a representitive for my company? DC
He told me he had been sending e-mails to fixture companies, and none had even replied. I told him that the companies must have concidered him just a prank caller, and did not mean any disrespect. Then I could not help but ask him if he was just bragging. He did laugh, but said that he would appreciate my help on this matter. I am afraid that things got a little silly at this point. I suggested maybe some plastic surgery "Tuck" procedure,or perhaps a toilet seat with a robe hook that could help produce a swag lamp type solution. My son thought that maybe a wire basket attatched to the seat would help. He also rejected my idea of wearing a jock at all times. He was laughing along with us and knew that his problem was somewhat comical.
My suppliers were in stiches when I described what kind of toilet I needed for him and why. I did however come up with a toilet that just might suit his needs. I found one that had a water level 3 inches lower than any other. I just have to call him and have him measure the "high water mark", ahem, and see if this is enough. I am dreading this phone call. Any one here want to call him and ask the right questions, as a representitive for my company? DC