When you have an "I Hate My Job day"
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE RECTUM THAN YOURS!
Also remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter
in your heart... then you are just an old sour puss. And, maybe you
should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN
THE RECTUM THAN YOURS!
Also remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter
in your heart... then you are just an old sour puss. And, maybe you
should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!