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> Subject: A tale of two Washingtons
>
> God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
> found him, resting on the seventh day.
>
> > He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
>
> > God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the cloud s,
> 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
>
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?
> >
> > 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
>
> > 'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'
>
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
> southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
> of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance
> in all things.'
>
> > God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be
> extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
>
> > The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then poin ted to a land area
> and said, 'What's that one?'
>
> > 'That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are
> beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
> plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
> modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
> world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
> carriers of peace, and producers of software.'</O
>
>
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what
> about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'
>
> > God smiled, 'There's another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots
> I put there.
>
> Subject: A tale of two Washingtons
>
> God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
> found him, resting on the seventh day.
>
> > He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
>
> > God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the cloud s,
> 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
>
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?
> >
> > 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
>
> > 'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'
>
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
> southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
> of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance
> in all things.'
>
> > God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be
> extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
>
> > The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then poin ted to a land area
> and said, 'What's that one?'
>
> > 'That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are
> beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
> plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
> modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
> world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
> carriers of peace, and producers of software.'</O
>>
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what
> about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'
>
> > God smiled, 'There's another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots
> I put there.
>
