How do you rate? :look:

[Wayne in BC]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criteria is that defines whether a patient should be institutionalized or
not.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer
a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to
empty the water out of the tub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."


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"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull out the
stopper."

So how did you do?

I've been committed - have a good day!

 

[Royal]

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[Wayne in BC]

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[ojm bc]

NT

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

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[General Ray]

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[butch...ar]

Sunburn

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.

He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The Doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

 

[ojm bc]

nt

 

[Wayne in BC]

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