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Which of these most resembles the operating instructions of your preferred machine ?
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Begin by referencial location of the diminished luminosity cubicle. Once sufficiently apprised, ascertain availability of a vertically situated personal levitivity device, manual version, approaching the spirally formatted receptical of the disfunctional luminosity device, making physical contact with the device cautiously to avoid undue heat transfer to the personal appendage previously requisitioned to perform the device transfer. Once in place, co-locate the personal appendage and disfunctional luminosity device, carefully transferring sufficient counter-clockwise rotation to dislocate the device from spirally formatted receptical location. Once dislocated, continue by again co-locating replacement device and spirally formatted receptical in the opposite clockwise rotation sequence until new correctly functioning luminosity device is correctly seated into said spirally formatted receptical.
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Find a dark room.
Use a step ladder to remove burned out light bulb.
Be careful not to burn your fingers.
Replace with a new bulb.
#1 --------------------------------
Begin by referencial location of the diminished luminosity cubicle. Once sufficiently apprised, ascertain availability of a vertically situated personal levitivity device, manual version, approaching the spirally formatted receptical of the disfunctional luminosity device, making physical contact with the device cautiously to avoid undue heat transfer to the personal appendage previously requisitioned to perform the device transfer. Once in place, co-locate the personal appendage and disfunctional luminosity device, carefully transferring sufficient counter-clockwise rotation to dislocate the device from spirally formatted receptical location. Once dislocated, continue by again co-locating replacement device and spirally formatted receptical in the opposite clockwise rotation sequence until new correctly functioning luminosity device is correctly seated into said spirally formatted receptical.
#2 -------------------------------------
Find a dark room.
Use a step ladder to remove burned out light bulb.
Be careful not to burn your fingers.
Replace with a new bulb.