Craig in Alabama
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The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to give
you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Alabama women.
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"
A senior at Alabama was overheard saying .. "when the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in Alabama."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Alabama because
everything happens in Alabama 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
The young man from Alabama came running into the store and said
to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to give
you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Alabama women.
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"
A senior at Alabama was overheard saying .. "when the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in Alabama."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Alabama because
everything happens in Alabama 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
The young man from Alabama came running into the store and said
to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."