How about a political joke :D

[Craig in Alabama]

Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . She is considered by those who have dealt with her, as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida , she asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

A young voice, with a proud southern accent, pierced the quiet...

'Well, stop clappin', ya stupid idiot!'

 

[Brian(upstateNY)]

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[MK_(MO)]

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Bill and Hillary Clinton were at a baseball game.
Before the game began a secret service man came up and whispered in Bill's ear.

Bill suddenly grabbed Hillary and threw her ass out onto the playing field.
The secret service man came running back and said, "Mr. Clinton Sir, I think you misunderstood me;
I said throw out the first pitch."

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[Cierlast]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[dlm32]

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