HOW ABOUT A GRIN FOR TODAY:crazy:

[pennies]

CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL AND SUCCEED WHICH HAVE YOU DONE
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO GET AWAY FROME IT ALL
ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION
ONE TEQUILA , TWO TEQUILA , THREE TEQUILA , .. FLOOR

HAVE A NICE DAY AND GOD BLESS

 

[Steve O]

Good ones. First one reminds me of a greeting card my wife bought for a friend who eats just veggies and fruit ...... It read ; Vegetarianism back in my day was "damn, we don't have any meat".

 

[Ma Betty in MO]

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