Of course these do not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to others as a warning.
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Dept. of Canada's suggestion the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your dancing like a retard.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your @ss kicked.
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W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gud..
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Dept. of Canada's suggestion the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your dancing like a retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your @ss kicked.
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W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gud..