Hillbilly Vasectomy
> ______________________________________________________________________
> After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
>
> The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my
ear is going to help me..'
>
> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
>
> '1'
>
>
> '2'
>
>
> '3'
>
>
> '4'
>
>
> '5'
>
> ( you'll love this..)
>
>
> At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, West Virginia....and
Washington DC ..
>
> ______________________________________________________________________
> After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
>
> The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my
ear is going to help me..'
>
> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
>
> '1'
>
>
> '2'
>
>
> '3'
>
>
> '4'
>
>
> '5'
>
> ( you'll love this..)
>
>
> At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, West Virginia....and
Washington DC ..
>