Here's a question for you

[Anonymous]

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior
that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check
it
out. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95%
are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
second
angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent
her to
Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, "Yes, it's true, the
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good,
because
He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them
keep
going.
Do you know what the E-mail said?
Just wondering, I didn't get one either.....

 

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

I thought all of the men got one, therm wimmen hav been tale <img src="/metal/html/biggrin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=""> ing us for years, we are the minority and in the 5% class

 

[Anonymous]

Email to Lil Sis
From God
Dear Lis Sis, please straighten out as many of those male species that you possibly can. You can do it thru emails, thru letters, or possibly find a forum where most of the really bad ones can be reached.
Love, God <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=""> <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt="">

 

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