Here's a funny one.... :D

[Craig in Alabama]

> A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills .
>
> Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
>
> Indian: "Dog no talk."
>
> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
>
> Dog: "Doin' all right."
>
> Indian: (Look of shock!)
>
> Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
>
> Dog: "Yep."
>
> Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
>
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
> takes me to the lake once a week to play."
>
> Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
>
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
>
> Indian: "Horse no talk."
>
> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
>
> Horse: "Cool."
>
> Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
>
> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)
>
> Horse: "Yep."
>
> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
>
> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me
> down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the
> weather."
>
> Indian: (Look of total amazement)
>
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
>
> Indian: "Sheep lie."

 

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