When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can ' t face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you ' ll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you ' ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, ' What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. '
Anonymous
'There ' s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It ' s called marriage. '
Sam Kinison
'I ' ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn ' t. '
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you ' re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you ' re right, shut your mouth.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife ' s birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she ' s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ' ad ' in the classifieds: ' Wife wanted ' .. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ' You can have mine. '
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ' My wife ' s an angel! '
Second Guy: ' You ' re lucky, mine ' s still alive. '
Anonymous
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can ' t face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you ' ll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you ' ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, ' What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. '
Anonymous
'There ' s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It ' s called marriage. '
Sam Kinison
'I ' ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn ' t. '
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you ' re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you ' re right, shut your mouth.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife ' s birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she ' s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ' ad ' in the classifieds: ' Wife wanted ' .. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ' You can have mine. '
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ' My wife ' s an angel! '
Second Guy: ' You ' re lucky, mine ' s still alive. '
Anonymous
