Have you ever wanted to serve her something special on that first date ......

[Ed SW Fla]

A fellow needs to put a lot of thought into what to serve for dinner on that first date.

She has become intrigued with your light and friendly conversation and shy demeanor. You finally get up the courage to invite her to your home under the pretense of "seeing your old coin collection, to meet your cat, and enjoy a quiet dinner together".... yea RIGHT!

The morning of the big date, you put on the slow cooker and lay out your best sweatshirt, ball cap, and bluejeans to slip into just before she arrives.

It is expected to be a perfect evening .... eye contact will finally be made as you serve her dinner .... and swat Bart off the table.
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[JSinkAZ]

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[MK_(MO)]

Set the stage of your romantic dinner by making sure the two of you will be alone
preferably on an evening that there will be a romantic full moon.

If the romantic dinner is a surprise light candles up the walk and in the entrance of your home.

If the dinner won't be a surprise, consider giving your babe an invitation that you write yourself.

Send the invitation by mail, or simply duct tape it to your cat and toss it in your babes car.

Your invitation needs to be specific as to when the romantic dinner is planned. Be creative!...
but it is not recommended that you pick her up with a forklift.

Set the table with a tablecloth, cloth napkins, nice dinnerware, crystal,
unscented candles, and flowers. The napkins can be rolled or folded in a pretty way.

Sprinkle the table with rose petals or sparkly heart shaped sprinkles.
You can set floating candles in small glasses filled partly with cranberry juice.

By now you've probably turned gay.... but if you are going on with this........

Don't forget to put on some nice music after dinner. Set the volume high enough so that
you can talk to each other but that it may drown out other "Unwanted" sounds.

[size=large]And remember.......[/size]
things can go wrong when you are cooking so be sure to have an extinguisher close by ..........​

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[Ralph In CT]

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[Craig in Alabama]

You nailed Ray right down to the sweatshirt

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[cyberdan (SoCA)]

[quote MK_(MO)]but it is not recommended that you pick her up with a forklift.

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Wait I have seen the pictures. You WILL need a porklift!!

 

[General Ray]

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[Lawrence in Alabama]

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[Elson(La)]

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