An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of
coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next
to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real
cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life
breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working
on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When
I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of
the old
cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found
out that I'm a
lesbian.'
coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next
to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real
cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life
breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working
on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When
I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of
the old
cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found
out that I'm a
lesbian.'
