I was just looking at a Christmas card we got and thought of this..
On the twelve days of detecting my hobbie gave to me,
Twelve skeeters biting
Eleven tabs a-nnoying
Ten people staring
Nine zincs a-rotting
Eight batteries dying
Seven kids a-grabbing
Six teens a-taunting
Five fake gold rings
Four new swear words
Three wasp stings
Two pints of lost blood
And the fun of destroying my knees.
Happy huntingdays. DC
On the twelve days of detecting my hobbie gave to me,
Twelve skeeters biting
Eleven tabs a-nnoying
Ten people staring
Nine zincs a-rotting
Eight batteries dying
Seven kids a-grabbing
Six teens a-taunting
Five fake gold rings
Four new swear words
Three wasp stings
Two pints of lost blood
And the fun of destroying my knees.
Happy huntingdays. DC