Wayne in BC
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A farmer had recently married a pretty young blonde city girl, she was hard working and actually fitting in quite nicely, pleasantly surprising the local folk.
One morning her husband said, honey i have to go to town this morning and the "AI" guy is coming to impregnate one of the heifers, so i have marked its stall by putting a large nail over it so you can show him when he comes. She said fine, no problem and he left for town.
An hour later the guy shows up and she took him to the barn. The fellow is wondering about this as he knows she has little or no knowledge of cattle. But she leads him down the stalls until coming to the correct one, saying.....it is this one here.
He says,.....oh, how did you know that? She replies, my husband put a nail up there. He says....why a nail?
She replies........to hang your pants on i suppose?
One morning her husband said, honey i have to go to town this morning and the "AI" guy is coming to impregnate one of the heifers, so i have marked its stall by putting a large nail over it so you can show him when he comes. She said fine, no problem and he left for town.
An hour later the guy shows up and she took him to the barn. The fellow is wondering about this as he knows she has little or no knowledge of cattle. But she leads him down the stalls until coming to the correct one, saying.....it is this one here.
He says,.....oh, how did you know that? She replies, my husband put a nail up there. He says....why a nail?
She replies........to hang your pants on i suppose?