Wayne in BC
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A guy is walking along the street. Suddenly a Voice says in his ear: " >Stop! A brick is about to fall off that building." The guy stops in his >tracks. A large brick falling from 20 stories above smashes into the >sidewalk right in front of him.>> The guy continues walking and is about to step off the curb when the >same Voice says in his >ear: " Stop! A truck is driving out of its lane and >out of control and headed for you". The guy >stops and a huge semi-trailer >brushes the curb. The guy feels the breeze from its passing.>> The guy says: " Who are you?">> The Voice replies: " I am your Guardian Angel">> The guy says: " Yeah? Where the he** were you when I went to church >to get married?"