Kelley (Texas)
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The big excitement around here is having a nice weed free yard, some nice bushes and flower beds with expensive pretty little flowers, and meeting at the curb each evening with your neighbors to brag about who you know, how much money you have, and to "bad mouth" the neighbor that may not be present at the evening get together. Oh! I forgot to mention that you should have a fancy dog, the type that has to have a special grooming job done at a dog hair dresser shop.
The other evening as I was taking the trash outside, I noticed several of the neighbors gathering at the curb for their evening meeting. When I shouted to Debbie to leave the dinner dishes on the counter,that the meeting was about to begin, they all looked in my direction.
I did not plan on staying there very long...really boring talking about the same old stuff. I thought about farting, just to see the reaction on some of their faces, but Debbie had already warned me about not acting in a crude manner. I spotted the neighbor with the little nerd dog that is always tee teeing on my truck tires, and tried to work my way around to where they were standing. I figured I would step on the nerd dogs tail, but make it look like an accident...sorta of a pay back to that ugly nerd dog. I tell you, that is one ugly little dog! Well, the meeting broke up just as I was making my move to nail that dog, but that is OK with me, I will get him next time!
The big theme of this meeting was the report that there was a peeping tom in the area. I looked around at the women in this meeting...many fat women here, there was one tall bean pole type woman, and god only knows how to describe some of the other women standing out there on the curb. I don't think a peeping tom would be making a visit to this neighborhood, and if he did, I kinda think he would be laying in some back yard laughing his head off!
As I sit here at this computer typing this short story, I can not help but wonder how some of these folks would survive living out in the wilderness. I guess I could test them and ask a few to go on a fishing trip with me down at Leon Springs Creek...but a fishing trip for many of them is a short drive down to the grocery store to the meat market to buy some fish. In a way, this city living can be amusing at times. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)
The other evening as I was taking the trash outside, I noticed several of the neighbors gathering at the curb for their evening meeting. When I shouted to Debbie to leave the dinner dishes on the counter,that the meeting was about to begin, they all looked in my direction.
I did not plan on staying there very long...really boring talking about the same old stuff. I thought about farting, just to see the reaction on some of their faces, but Debbie had already warned me about not acting in a crude manner. I spotted the neighbor with the little nerd dog that is always tee teeing on my truck tires, and tried to work my way around to where they were standing. I figured I would step on the nerd dogs tail, but make it look like an accident...sorta of a pay back to that ugly nerd dog. I tell you, that is one ugly little dog! Well, the meeting broke up just as I was making my move to nail that dog, but that is OK with me, I will get him next time!
The big theme of this meeting was the report that there was a peeping tom in the area. I looked around at the women in this meeting...many fat women here, there was one tall bean pole type woman, and god only knows how to describe some of the other women standing out there on the curb. I don't think a peeping tom would be making a visit to this neighborhood, and if he did, I kinda think he would be laying in some back yard laughing his head off!
As I sit here at this computer typing this short story, I can not help but wonder how some of these folks would survive living out in the wilderness. I guess I could test them and ask a few to go on a fishing trip with me down at Leon Springs Creek...but a fishing trip for many of them is a short drive down to the grocery store to the meat market to buy some fish. In a way, this city living can be amusing at times. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)
, I will need to move deeper into farm country to get away from them or better yet move next to a pig farm 
they are smarter now because they bark at me from a distance and just out of reach of my water hose and nosel but every now and then I sneak up on them and water them down 
, it is very funny to see these two dogs run down the drive way as fast as their little paws will move barking at me and looking back the whole time 
