Kelley (Texas)
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Bill and his buddies were hanging out and
planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he
couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't
let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling,
Bill headed home frustrated.
The following week when Bill's buddies arrived at the lake
to set up camp, they were shocked to see Bill.
He was already sitting at the camp site with a cold beer,
swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Bill?"
"I didn't have to," Bill replied. "Last week when I left
our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair
with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck
up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there
in a beautiful see through negligee and she said,
planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he
couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't
let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling,
Bill headed home frustrated.
The following week when Bill's buddies arrived at the lake
to set up camp, they were shocked to see Bill.
He was already sitting at the camp site with a cold beer,
swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Bill?"
"I didn't have to," Bill replied. "Last week when I left
our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair
with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck
up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there
in a beautiful see through negligee and she said,
